i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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