everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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