You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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