CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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