About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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