the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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