I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
