You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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