don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have already put on my inside pants.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
