If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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