It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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