Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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