So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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