Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize