I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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