He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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