You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Is it because I queefed?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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