the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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