Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
