About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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