i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
