Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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