So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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