Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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