i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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