I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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