I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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