She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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