it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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