can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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