I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Do vagina's smell?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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