it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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