Can Purell be used as lube?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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