omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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