Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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