That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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