Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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