Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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