barbara walters just said penis...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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