That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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