so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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