Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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