You're a womanizer and a bitch.
My first STD was from a foam party
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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