i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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