oh god the rape fog is back!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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