her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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