Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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