Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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