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I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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