careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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