I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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