Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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