Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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