for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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